Threading an Unbelt through your belt loops is a little bittersweet. On one hand, you experience a kind of fit you never knew existed - finally! On the other hand, you realize you'll never again have buckle bulk under your t-shirts, that gap at the back of your jeans, or the laundry day fuss of unthreading it from your belt loops.
Wait. That's just sweet.
Guaranteed to last... and to become totally indispensable.